The Euro English

This morning i was checking thru all the my internet account i came across this.. it was a laughter...

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I needed a good laugh this morning! U will appreciate it... u speak this language right?

The Euro EnglishThe European Commission has just announced anagreement whereby Englishwill be the official language of the European Union rather than German,which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Governmentconceded thatEnglish spelling had some room for improvementand has accepted a 5-yearphase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".Sertainly, this will>make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c"will be dropped infavour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when thetroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the newspelling kan be expectedtoreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"with"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropdfrom vords containing"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensiblriten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

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